This Simpson pressure washer is a mechanical mullet: professional-grade business in front (Honda GX engine, CAT pump), party of disappointment in back (frame, accessories, packaging). Expect 10+ years from the core components that matter, but immediate frustration with the cheap accessories. For serious users willing to upgrade the hose and accept shipping roulette, it's a solid long-term investment. The machine earns its BIFL status through exceptional repairability and strong component warranties, though Simpson's corner-cutting prevents true greatness.
- •Honda GX engine and CAT pump combo delivers 600+ hours of commercial-grade performance; everything else feels like it came from the clearance bin
- •Exceptional repairability (9/10) with readily available rebuild kits for the CAT pump and standardized Honda engine service
- •Impressive tiered warranty: 10 years on frame, 5 years on pump, 3 years on engine, but only 30 days on the frequently criticized accessories
- •At $829, you're paying for bulletproof core components while accepting subpar everything else - budget for immediate hose replacement
- •Users consistently report a Jekyll/Hyde experience: legendary pump/engine reliability alongside inexcusably poor packaging and shipping damage